Sunday, April 13, 2008

i'm a big fat vagina

or at least that's what ben tells me. regardless of what you want to call it, i do know that i am far too easily scared. case in point: last night we watched the movie zodiac, about the "zodiac killer" in california in the 60's and 70's. this is by far the least scary movie about a murderer/serial killer that i've ever seen. in fact, most normal people would probably not even use the word "scary" anywhere in a description of the movie. i, on the other hand, was quite upset by the time the movie ended. so upset that i was either awake thinking about serial killers or dreaming about them for the entire night. it did not help that for some reason in our over-tired stumble to bed (the movie was nearly 3 hours long) ben and i managed to switch bed spots, leaving me on the side closest to the window (which is also closest to all the unknown serial killers of the world). sometime around 4 am i made the sleeping boy switch back with me 'cause i couldn't handle it anymore. i guess ben's right. i'm just a big vagina.


p.s. i realized this evening that the absence of state income tax is just another reason (on a long, long list of reasons) why i love washington more than wisconsin.

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